So it is Written...So it shall be done.

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Mission Statement

 

We rule your world.

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Press Kit

Show your NebCorp Pride! Download, print, and display these fine quality NebCorp flyers!

[ NebCorp Press Kit ]

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NebCorp Video
    Mind Control

• Embedded Static #02
• Stripe Test Pattern

Please review the WARNING before viewing.

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NebCorp Policy
    Statements

The following collection of white papers outlines the official position of NebCorp with respect to issues of concern to the public. These policy papers breifly touch upon some of the public policy initiatives that NebCorp has undertaken. As they are neither complete nor comprehensive statements, they should not be construed as NebCorp's definitive stance on any subject.

• Y2K
• OpenConspiracy
• Education
• Environment
• Family Values
• Neb SI Units
• Religion

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NebCorp Public Service
    Announcements

• How to put on a Condom
• How to dance the Polonaise
• How to put on Pantyhose
• Words to the Soviet National Anthem in Russian and in Cyrillic.
• On Seminal Emissions.

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NebCorp Staff
    Memos

At first glance, it may seem a little strange to the Cog as to why NebCorp would elect to reveal its internal staff memos to the world. After all, important trade secrets may be discussed by NebCorp Workers on the internal mail system. Certainly, no corporation wishing to stay competitive in the marketplace would wish to divulge its secrets.

Yet, this is exactly what sets NebCorp apart from the other corporations in the business of world domination. At NebCorp, we invented the OpenConspiracy model which resembles the open source computer software movement. All information about the Corporation, its Workers, and its Master Plan is available to you, the faithful NebCorp consumer. By publishing our trade secrets, we give you the opportunity to examine the Master Plan. You can compare it to every aspect of not only your life, but to the lives of your loved ones. In doing so, you see exactly how you fit into the Master Plan and you see exactly how it enhances your lifestyle.

In defining the OpenConspiracy model and practising it throughout all levels of the Corporation, Nebcorp has realized total integration on the z-axis. Such integration allows the Corporation to deliver a fresh, meaningful World Order and validates the bonds which oppress you, the consumer.

• Internal Memo #0
• Design philosophy of the Corporate Logo
• But does NebCorp really want France?
• Sex Farmers in Illiopolis and Illinois' Amish Country.

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NebCorp Published
    Papers

• Nebraska as a Real-Time and Real-Scale Laboratory for Quaternary Study
• A general technique for measuring penis size: with specific applications to pleasureability, manliness, and the Presidency of the year 2000.

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NebCorp Internal
    Documents

• Re-evaluting Swift: A Nutritional Analysis of Pre-Adolescents
• Culling World Population Through Alteration of "Lite" Beers

• Impact of Continuing Global Warming Efforts

• Proposed Solutions to the New York Problem
• Quarterly Evaluation of the Springfield Effect