From the Avatar's desk...

Date: Mon, 22 Mar 1999 14:04:04 -0600
From: Joe Doyle
Subject: Fear no more, NebCorp is here to push the Shadows away
Organization: Nebcorp, Inc.

      Since the dawn of Humanity, our history has been one of quaking horror interspersed by brief periods of slightly less fear and bouts of ennui, sometimes raging impotently at the blind Eyes of Fate, lost in the swirling currents of the Void, buffeted to and fro until at last we are too feeble to move. And then, after the briefest moments of respite before oblivion takes us, we pass unremarkably beyond the realm of human comprehension, leaving behind us a legacy of loss and frustration, our loved ones sick with grief and envy at the cessation of our merry-go-round lives.

      But today, Friends, marks the Dawning of a New Age, a New Beginning, a New Tyranny. Today is the first day of the Age of Neb. From this day hence, you need not wonder where in the Great Tapestry your thread lies: you are a Cog. Like billions of other Cogs, your uniqueness is appreciated. You are a part of the Greater Whole, a bit in the Master Plan that ensures smooth and happy operation for all.

      As part of your New Destiny, you would be wise to learn more about your new Masters and Keepers, to be the best Cog that you can be. Go to the Neb Site at http://www.nebcorp.com/ to learn more about exactly how we will rule your world. If you'd prefer to simply learn by experience, feel free to skip browsing the Neb Site, and continue with your life. Rest assured, NebCorp will very quickly manifest itself in your routine, smoothing over those little bumps that make our lives less efficient. If, however, you'd like to take full advantage of the New World Order, check out Nebcorp Products and Services. For a full grounding of your new Overlords' milieu, read our illustrious History. And for a tantalizing glimpse at what lies ahead for you and your descendants, take a peek at our Agenda.

      We're sure that you'll be happier, healthier, and more productive. If you have questions or comments, please direct them to nebstaff@nebcorp.com; beatings will continue until morale improves.

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Rev. Joseph Doyle
Corporate Avatar, NebCorp