|The following high-quality video clips have been excerpted
from a NebCorp training film. Such clips are inserted
randomly into your everyday television programming.
Further, these signals are present regardless of whether
you receive your television signal via satellite, cable,
or good old-fashion outdoor antenna. NebCorp has already done
all the hard work for you!
Contained within the frequency modulated subcarriers
of normal programming are additional messages -- calls for public
action, commercials for our fine products, and helpful
public service announcements -- which you would normally
mute. Additionally, these messages are superimposed
onto your favorite television programming so that you,
the faithful NebCorp consumer, do not miss any information
that we deem important while you step away to go to the
bathroom during a commercial break!
Please view these clips with extreme care; they are highly suggestive
pieces of cinematography! NebCorp cannot and will not claim
any responsibility for any actions carried out by the viewer
after he or she views these provacative videos. Viewer discretion is advised!