Date: Sat, 8 May 1999 11:28:02 -0500 (CDT)
From: Anatoly Delm
To: NebCorp
Subject: Re: An alternative to Nebcorp?
Hon. Rev. Doyle,
Thank you for taking the time out of your world-domination-scheming
schedule to respond to the concerns of this Cog. It is nice to know that,
in the age of world leaders who are so removed from The People, those in
the leadership of NebCorp still care about the little guy. Please see my
concerns below. Rest assured that I am right now, and will continue to
be, a loyal NebCorp customer.
> inspection of alternatives, always come back to NebCorp. Eviloverlord.com
> may talk a good talk; no doubt of that. But what is their history?
> Where are the records of their deeds? And most importantly, what do they
> offer you, the consumer? As far as I can tell, they in fact offer
> absolutely no services, in drastic contrast to NebCorp (see
This is true; however, you will note that while Eviloverlord.com does not
yet publish its services, it *does* publish its methods. (See
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html) Thus it follows the Free
Domination model, which has been described in various media as being
superior to the Proprietary Subservience methods used by NebCorp. Since I
am aware that NebCorp controls these very media, I must admit that I am
having trouble understanding why the corporation would permit such
inaccuracies to find their way into the minds of the populace, causing
unnecessary distress and confusion.
> http://www.nebcorp.com/services.html for more details). I fail to see
> that eviloverlord.com have even attempted in the most elementary way to
> piss off the French, something that we have found most Americans (and
> indeed everyone besides the French) desire from their Masters and Rulers
This is indeed true, and is one of the many value-added services that has
caused me to stay with NebCorp throughout. I have also found that,
whenever I consider alternatives to NebCorp, I develop an extremely sharp
pain in my ankles and elbows, and behind my right eye; this pain goes away
very quickly as I begin to consider the positives of remaining a loyal
NebCorp customer. I presume that this pain relief is yet another way that
NebCorp rewards me and other satisfied customers for our loyalty; I cannot
thank you enough. The handy instructions on your web site pertaining to
the putting on of pantyhose are another excellent bonus.
Sincerely,
Anatoly J. Delm
NebCog #050177070523MIN23910